Snow Limericks

Harking back to the harsh winter of 2012/13

Snow forecasts did not prescribe salt

causing traffic in winter to halt

and taxpayers' odium

at introuvable sodium

made teeth grit and find planning at fault!

Claimed drivers when ice capped their journey

'Winter's stockpile of salt's not come early.

This lack of base condiment

is a pain in the fundament

and calls for a hard-nosed attorney!'